Over the weekend, KimM and I went to the big rich-people’s Target north of town. It’s as big as a Walmart and the SUVs in the parking lot WILL run you over without a second glance. What is hilarious to me though is that they now have this, the Men’s Personal Care section:
It is a space where Real Men™ can buy shampoo and soap while staying safe and secure in their masculinity. No more do they have to use their manly paws to sort out the Dove and Oil of Olay body washes from the Busch Beer (yes, really) Bar Soap. No longer must they be subjected to curling irons and pink hair driers when looking for a new mustache trimmer! Gone are the days where they must gaze upon 1000 shades of Clairol Nice’n’Easy in order to buy their Just for Men comb-in beard dye! They can buy their Wood Smoke & Musk cologne far, far, far away from all those girly flowery perfumes!
The men are safe!!! Whew.
…America is NOT okay, in case you were wondering.